Sometimes when things get really serious, the only thing to do is make a joke about it and laugh away. Well it seems that Zlatan simply did so.
Hlaudi Motsoneng has said some really outta-this world things this past week during all the drama and Zlatan has written these kick-ass Chuck Norris inspired jokes or “facts” about him.
In case you didn’t know; Chuck Norris-style facts are deliberate hyperbolic statements which over-exaggerates somebody’s greatness.
- When he was 10, Hlaudi decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
- One day Hlaudi did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
- When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
- When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
- Hlaudi’s father is named after him. He is called Hlaudi Junior.
- One day Hlaudi passed a red robot and when Metro Police stopped his car, Hlaudi gave THEM a ticket.
- Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.
- Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
- When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.
- Oxygen needs Hlaudi to survive.
- It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.
- In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.
- One day Hlaudi missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
- One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
See the original post written by Linda Ande Yende on Facebook here.
