Here are six common love injuries caused by big pen!s having fellows.
1. Broken fingers
It happens! You've drained the lube, you're relaxed and ready to go, and then you brace yourself for impact on the wall in a not-so-secure way and with the first thrust, snap goes the digit. You could wear a brace, or, a less nerdy option, brace yourself on your big pen!s-having partner.
2. Broken pen!s
menwood fractures are a legit real (and terrifying) sounding thing! Sure, there's no real bone to break in a boner, but there are blood vessels that can and do get snapped. For guys with big dicks, this commonly happens when they are thrusting to hard in a woman with a short canal.
3. Bruised ovaries
His dick can't bruise your ovary. Bodies do not work that way. BUT if you have an ovarian cyst, his big dick and all that vigorous loving could rupture a cyst making you feel like an angry little Donal Trump is stabbing your ovary with a pitchfork. This has absolutely happened to me, and that is why I am voting for Hillary.
4. Bruised cervix
His big dick absolutely CAN bruise your cervix. This has also happened to me. It still does from time to time and my bedfellow gets far, far too proud of himself when I announced that he broke my va!ina. Your cervix is the little trap door that keeps your baby making house safe attacking pen!ses. If you aren't properly aroused, your cervix will sit lower, making it easier to bump and bruise. Even if you ARE as wet as hell, a long pen!s can still come a knocking on your door like an unwanted vacuum salesmen who you are also having love with.
5. VagInal scratches
An overzealous big pen!s having guy will be eager to get himself inside of you. All of himself. If he tries this sans lube, he can scratch your vagin.al walls. Nice and slow and easy does it when you start out having love with a larger than average pen!s.
6. Vagina.l tearing
Please to see above. Yeah. Those scratches can turn into big old tears, both externally and internally, if he just barges into your va!ina like he's Dick Van Dyke and this is his very special TV home. Tell that eager beaver to settle down if he ever plans on making it to syndication.
