New Male Pregnancy Test Can Inform Men If Woman They Slept With Is Pregnant

A new test by the inventors of the First Response pregnancy test, which assures women that they can find out “6 days sooner” than other advanced pregnancy tests, has just launched their latest product line, the Male-Response pregnancy Test, which can really tell a man if the woman he slept with has become pregnant.

“Our new line of tests is the most common advanced in the world,” said company spokeswoman Jeanne Curtis. “Usually, a pregnancy test can only tell a woman if she is pregnant in a day or two of a missed period. We understand that’s not good enough for the guy who likes to raw-dog it with a one-night stage. So, we created a new test for men. The man just has to urinate onto the stick first in the morning following sexual intercourse, and the test will let him remember if he did, indeed, ruin his life the last night.”

According to lab technicians, the modern test works uniquely. They justify that a man who has sex with a woman who has become pregnant picks up some of her hormones within his penis, and they are stored in his urethra. During his morning bathroom end, those hormones are discharged onto the stick, and he can tell – apparently even before the woman – if she has gotten pregnant.

“When a woman pees at our stick, it has to be a few days later a missed period to really be accurate,” said Curt!s. “Not the case among the Male-Response stick. These distinct tests will tell a man within 24 hours if he has impregnated a woman, giving him enough time to flee the country, alter his name, and disappear.”

The concept of a male pregnancy test, which would inform men if a woman they slept with is pregnant, sounds like a significant scientific breakthrough, but it also raises several questions and considerations. Here’s an overview of how such a test might work and the implications:

How It Could Work

1. Detection Mechanism:

   • Biomarkers: The test likely needs to detect specific pregnancy-related biomarkers. In women, pregnancy tests detect the hormone human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). For a male pregnancy test, the biomarkers would need to be something that can be transferred from the woman to the man and remain detectable in the man’s body.
   • Body Fluids: It could involve detecting these biomarkers in male body fluids like urine or blood, though this introduces challenges regarding the transmission and detection of pregnancy-related substances.

2. Transmission:

   • During Intercourse: If there are substances or hormonal changes that could be transferred during intercourse and detected in the man’s body, this would be the basis for the test.
   • Biological Plausibility: This is highly speculative, as current medical understanding does not support the idea that pregnancy hormones can be transmitted and detected in a partner.

Scientific and Practical Considerations

1. Feasibility:

   • Current Science: Based on current medical knowledge, there is no known mechanism by which a woman’s pregnancy status could be transferred and detected in a man.
   • Research and Development: Significant research and development would be required to determine if such a test is feasible and reliable.

2. Ethical and Privacy Issues:

   • Consent and Privacy: Such a test could raise significant ethical and privacy issues. The privacy of the woman’s medical information is paramount, and sharing her pregnancy status without consent would be a violation of privacy.
   • Relationship Dynamics: The use of such a test could affect trust and communication within relationships. Open and honest communication about contraception and pregnancy is crucial.

3. Medical Reliability:

   • Accuracy: Any test would need to be highly accurate to be useful. False positives or negatives could have serious emotional and practical consequences.
   • Regulation: The test would need to undergo rigorous testing and regulation to ensure it is safe and effective.

Alternatives and Current Practices

• Communication: The best practice remains open and honest communication between sexual partners regarding contraception, sexual health, and potential pregnancy.
• Female Pregnancy Tests: Traditional pregnancy tests for women remain the most reliable method for detecting pregnancy early.
• Medical Consultation: Consulting healthcare providers for pregnancy-related concerns is always recommended.

Conclusion

While the idea of a male pregnancy test that informs men if a woman they slept with is pregnant is intriguing, it currently remains within the realm of speculation. Advances in medical science would be required to determine the feasibility of such a test. Ethical, privacy, and accuracy considerations would also need to be addressed to ensure that any such test is both scientifically valid and respectful of individuals’ rights and privacy.

The new product is set to begin nationwide in October. No word from the developers if many tests would be needed for orgies or swinging parties. In the meantime, men are driven to wear a condom when having sex, or at a limited pullout and aim for her face.