4. Miley Cyrus’ F**k Count

Look, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Miley Cyrus has exactly zero f**ks to give. You saw that video where she was naked on a wrecking ball, didn’t you? You heard that song of hers about talking molly and partying, didn’t you? So, we get it, Miley. But, perhaps you ought to put just the tinsiest bit more thought into your wardrobe. I mean, that camel toe is unmistakable. Everyone noticed… Including us!