1. Craziest Valentine's CANDY G-STRING
What could be better than wrapping yourself up as a sweet treat? Our Candy G-String is an exciting and novel way for partners to enjoy a little indulgence. Laughter is the key to a fun love life, and it doesn't get much more fun than this.
2. Craziest Valentine's Day Give an alternative bouquet.
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Roses may be the symbol of love, but they're also rather generic. If your lady's down with non-traditional presents, try substituting roses — heck, even flowers — with a different kind of "bouquet." Send a potted plant, a bonsai or even a miniature tree to her home or workplace. If she's got a sweet tooth, send her a candy bouquet, and if you're good with crafts, make flower bouquet using origami.
3. Craziest Valentine's Day RING FOR SEX BELL
Forget modern technology, let's go back to a simpler form of communication for signalling that you're in need of some sexy times. Give one of our Ring For Sex bells a little tinkle whenever you feel like some carnal relations to indicate that now is a good time. Of course, we can't guarantee that someone will answer your ring and fulfil your lustful wish. Sorry about that. What we can guarantee is that it will raise a smile or two with your partner!
4. Craziest Valentine's Day CANDY NIPPLE TASSELS
We all recall those candy necklaces and candy watches you used to buy when you were a kid. But what about now that you are an adult? Well, here is the naughty adult equivalent: Candy Nipple Tassels. Give your own private burlesque show with a difference for a not so quiet night in. His (or her) mouth will have even more reason to water when your strip tease reveals these fun, wearable and oh-so-naughty sweets.
5. Craziest Valentine's Day SNAKE WILLY WARMER
Just like the elephant willy warmer, this is a great gift for any man who is cautious to protect his nether regions. Our Wild Willy Warmer will ensure you are always kept warm and snug.
6. Craziest Valentine's Day STRESS BALLS
Has your boss, husband or boyfriend been giving you ball ache? Don't get mad, get even by having a squeeze on these novelty Stress Balls. We're not sure if they have any voodoo properties, but it won't hurt to try...
7. Craziest Valentine's Day FART EXTINGUISHER
Identify the source of odour and spray vigorously at Farter! This Fart Extinguisher from Find Me A Gift is a handy 100ml air freshner with spray nozzle, with a pleasant but strong smell to eliminate the very worst of odours! Not only a unique novelty gift, but a useful one too! Conveniently sized to fit in the hand, be stored in a cupboard or taken out in a bag - our fart spray is ideal for any occasion where one needs to extinguish a stink!
8. Craziest Valentine's Day Love Lotto Tickets
Forgetful gift-givers, you’re in luck: This pack of love-themed scratch-offs will keep her busy while you’re out shopping for thereal present.
9. Craziest Valentine's Day I Love You Pint Glass
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A classic, 16-ounce pint glass with a modern, cheeky message scrawled in 22-karat gold lettering. Added bonus: neither of you have to be on dish duty after the fact—it’s dishwasher safe. (You might even want to spring for a pair.)
A classic, 16-ounce pint glass with a modern, cheeky message scrawled in 22-karat gold lettering. Added bonus: neither of you have to be on dish duty after the fact—it’s dishwasher safe. (You might even want to spring for a pair.)
10. I Love Us Tea Towel Valentine Gift
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The two of you are pretty great, aren’t you? Find a permanent home in your kitchen (it features a string loop for easy hanging) for this silly tea towel. It’ll serve as a daily reminder of the fun you always have together.
The two of you are pretty great, aren’t you? Find a permanent home in your kitchen (it features a string loop for easy hanging) for this silly tea towel. It’ll serve as a daily reminder of the fun you always have together.
11. Peekaboo iPhone Case Valentine Gift
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A translucent blush hard plastic case comes with four sheets of illustrated stickers (which include lips, pizza, candy, and—our personal favorite—a pop art message to your girlfriends, “fries before guys”). Available for iPhone 6/6S and iPhone 6/6S Plus.
A translucent blush hard plastic case comes with four sheets of illustrated stickers (which include lips, pizza, candy, and—our personal favorite—a pop art message to your girlfriends, “fries before guys”). Available for iPhone 6/6S and iPhone 6/6S Plus.
12. You’re So Lucky to Have Me Mug Valentine gift
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Sure, she probably already knows what a catch you are. But there’s no harm in reminding her… over and over …and over again. Great gift, minimal effort: The 10-ounce mug comes already packaged in a pretty gift box with a blank gift tag.
Sure, she probably already knows what a catch you are. But there’s no harm in reminding her… over and over …and over again. Great gift, minimal effort: The 10-ounce mug comes already packaged in a pretty gift box with a blank gift tag.
13. Your Side, My Side Pillowcases Valentine gift
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If you live with someone who’s always hogging the bed, let this set of pillowcases lay down some ground rules for you. Directional arrows relegate him to his side and—bonus!—you end up with a little extra room.
If you live with someone who’s always hogging the bed, let this set of pillowcases lay down some ground rules for you. Directional arrows relegate him to his side and—bonus!—you end up with a little extra room.
14. Have a Pizza My Heart Bracelet Set
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Friendship bracelet for your punny, pizza-loving friend. Keep the heart for yourself, but give them a “pizza” it by gifting the cheesy one. The handmade bracelet is adjustable to ensure a snug fit
15. Coffee Cup Valentine's Day Gift
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I love you more than coffee CupValentine's Day Gift
16. Zombie Cupid
You can run and you can hide, but Valentine's Day will find you. Accept your fate and start looking for fun ways to express your undying love for someone. Might we suggest the drop dead adorable Zombie Cupid ($14.95)? They are not only romantic but they are also very practical. This little guy's quiver is empty and can be used to hold a flower or pencil.
17. Elephant Willy Warmer
Blow your own trumpet with this Elephant Willy Warmer ($3.27), the ideal gift for any discerning gentlemen. Ideal Valentine's Day gift!
18. Heart Tongs
Are you looking to pick up the perfect Valentine's Day treat for your sweet? This lucious kitchen gadget ($9.95) is perfect for serving up some food for the soul.
19. Ask Me First - Sleeping Mask
The Ask Me First Eye Mask ($3.62) is a cheeky gift for women that are fed up with using the headache excuse at bedtime. It's ideal for ladies who hate being rudely awakened from their sweet dreams by randy husbands.
20. Tunes for Two
The Headphone splitter ($11.95) lets two people listen to the same music source.
31. Jump Up And Kiss Me Hot Sauce
Could this be the perfect Valentine's Day or romantic Birthday present for the hot sauce lover?($9.01) What you do with it is up to you....ooh-er!
32. World's Largest Gummy Bear
This Gummy Bear in the World ($41.90) is probably the sweetest Valentine's Day gift ever because it is the largest, being the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears. Of course, this also means the calorie count is much higher, but then again…it is much easier to share with your Valentine lover.
33. The Ex Voodoo Knife Set ($79.99)
is a rather bizarre set that would probably make most chefs smile, whether they are Men or Women. It could be taken as a perfect Valentine's Day gift that is somewhat sadistic but also practical.
34. Happy Man Bottle Stopper
Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? This fabulous red
Happy Man Bottle Stopper ($14.95) will greet you with a happy face and wide open arms whenever you open the cutlery drawer. The perfect gift for him
35. Underpants Sucker
Are you sick of people telling you that Valentine's Day is right around the corner? Does the thought of a heart shaped box of chocolates make you want to gag? Show your disdain for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day candy with the mint flavored Underpants Sucker ($3.45). This delicious pair of edible tighty whities on a stick is the perfect way to tell people to eat your shorts while keeping your breath minty fresh
36. Control Your Woman Remote Controller
This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try to control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller ($29.99) offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it's a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to work but get the most use!
37. Instant Love Inflatable Heart
Need instant love? Blow one up! The inflatable heart ($4.95) is the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created.
38. Heart Gelatin Mold
The Heart Gelatin Mold ($6.95) makes it easy to give someone your whole heart. Now you can sit back and watch while they devour it with delight. It's perfect for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals.
39 Sexiest Number Pillowcases
If you're searching for a devilishly naughty gift for a loved one then you can't beat these couple“Sexiest number of all time!” pillowcases!
You can both have a piece of the naughty number 69 – extremely fun and hilarious to show any guests, yet excellent to show your partner the devil in you!
40. Unicorn Bouquet
41 Humping Dinosaur Necklace
42. Cupid Costume
43. Heart Mittens
44. Craziest Valentine's Safe Sock
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Socks in bed have never been sexy, but now at least they are safer when they have a pocket for holding condoms.
45. Salami Bouquet
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Yeah, you could send your love flowers on Valentine's Day, but there's no creativity to that. A salami bouquet, however, tells your Valentine ... uh, what does it tell them? Who cares, I'm hungry.
46. Miami Heat High Heels
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Sports-themed "f-me pumps": The perfect gift for the woman who loves sports almost as much as she loves impractical, podiatrically-unsound footwear.
47. Gold Panning Kit
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There's an old adage: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for life." Yes, rings and necklaces are romantic, but this gold panning kit will teach your love to be more self-sufficient.
48. Valentine's Day Sugar Daddy Boxers
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Guys: Wear these boxers for your Valentine. If you're still together on Feb. 15, he or she will tolerate anything.
49. Heart-Shaped Egg Shaper
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Making breakfast for your love? Let them know what your heart is feeling by making the eggs look like hearts. Doesn't work if you have to flip the eggs, though.
50. Valentine's Day Bear Heart Pajamas
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As sexy as lingerie can be, those negligees can be chilly. These teddy-bear themed Valentine's PJs will keep you warm as every last piece of dignity leaves your body.
